Disclaimer: All stories in The Chive are works of fiction. People involved in the stories may not have knowledge of their involvement. This section is meant to serve as a humorous break from the daily grind.
Ever walk through the Student Center and wonder why your grandparents’ patio doors lead to…
Yesterday, there was a discovery into the epidemic known as “Napping.” A cure has been…
LAKE FOREST, IL— This morning, after a heroic battle against the worst f@*%ing hangover of…
In 1962, Lake Forest College students Roof Cecil 64’ (the coolest/slickest kid in the school)…
The College has issued a statement of apology to its fellow party schools, attempting to…
Chinophobia: the crippling fear of frozen precipitation. While this word may not mean a whole…