Disclaimer: All stories in The Chive are works of fiction. People involved in the stories may not have knowledge of their involvement. This section is meant to serve as a humorous break from the daily grind.
Valentine’s Day is nearly upon us–hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband, hide…
Dear Rain, You ran train today rain, you wasn’t pourin’ dat liquid like a little girl’s…
After a grueling hour and a half search, the College has finally located a missing student—a…
Late last Sunday afternoon, 75 percent of Lake Forest College students realized with horror that…
We all got that email from Dean Flot a few weeks ago. Some people are…
