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College Phishing Attempt Excites Local Anglers

Posted on November 18, 2018 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By Dean Jepsen ’19 Staff Writer If you’ve checked your emails in the past two weeks, you’ve probably noticed some sketchy messages. These “phishing” emails have been sent from hackers trying to wreak havoc on campus, hoping to lure students into revealing critical and private information. The administration has done their best to make sure that no students fall victim to these dastardly attempts; however, chaos has already ensued. One of these messages, tempting students…

#MeNeither

Posted on November 5, 2017 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By EMMA ANDERSON’20 STAFF WRITER A man accused of more than a dozen cases of sexual harassment, assault, and rape was sentenced to a fair length of time in prison. The trial was smooth, and everyone who testified was taken seriously. They were not victim-blamed nor were their testimonies belittled. The man immediately lost all status and was removed from every position of influence. No victim was questioned as to why they hadn’t spoken up…

I ate P.O.D. sushi for a month…kinda

Posted on November 5, 2017 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

by KELLEN LIEB ’20 STAFF WRITER I have done it! I have completed a challenge I thought impossible. I ate only POD sushi for a whole month. And I only cried every day. It should be noted that I am not a doctor nor did I consult any medical experts during this endeavor. Having no medical records, all I can tell you are my feelings. One word: Terrible. Also, I think my sodium intake shot…

I Switched Places with a Freshman for a Day

Posted on October 18, 2017 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By KELLEN LIEB’20 STAFF WRITER I, with all my courage and gusto, with pen in hand and mind a flurry, have braved to turn back the clock and relive one of the most harrowing events in all of our lives…freshman year. I spent weeks preparing. Studying the lives of freshman, their mannerism and movements. Trying to understand who they were. What made them act the way they do? And why, in god’s name, did I…

Joel Osteen Claims He’s The Second Coming Of Noah And The Ark

Posted on October 18, 2017 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By ISAAC WINTER’20 STAFF WRITER Joel Osteen looked outside his office window as Hurricane Harvey flooded Houston, Texas. “The way I see it, God gave me a basketball arena and turned it into a church. Then, he took my church and turned it into an ark. Finally, he gave me a flood. I looked at my wife and said, ‘Hell, honey, I’m the Second Coming of Noah and the Ark! We got the humans covered….

The Legend Of The Cafeteria Oracle

Posted on October 18, 2017 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By MAGGIE LYNCH’18 STAFF WRITER At a table by the window, Rueben’s side not Bagel side, four girls sit in silence chewing their food when one of them announces, “I think I’m getting scurvy.” Instead of alarm or concern, the rest of the girls nod slowly. There is an understanding of the possibility of developing a type of malnutrition seen often only by pirates. There is this understanding amongst the four minds before they all…

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