Student Prays for the Sweet Release of Death After a Long Night of Drinking
LAKE FOREST, IL— This morning, after a heroic battle against the worst f@*%ing hangover of his life, Alan Goodman ’17 has lost the will to live. Goodman spent last night celebrating his twenty-first birthday at the Lantern with enough alcohol to take down a bull elephant. The group left campus at around 10:30 p.m. and walked to the venue. What started out as a fun night out quickly got out of hand when someone took…
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