Chive - Stentor

Some Sarcastic Horoscopes from Madam A. LaSpoof

Posted on March 18, 2020 by Adam Hartzer

The Article below was published in Vol. 135, Issue 5 of the Lake Forest College Stentor on February 7, 2020 By Arielle Van Derra ’21 Staff Writer vanderaaas@mx.lakeforest.edu Aries You might find yourself thinking a lot about the future this week. It may be about your own career path, or about the current political climate, or maybe just what you’re going to do this summer. Whatever it is, don’t worry so much about the minor…

Ten Points to . . .

Posted on December 22, 2019 by Emma Overton

The Article below was published in Vol. 135, Issue 1 of the Lake Forest College Stentor on September 20, 2019 By Esther Kim ‘22 Staff Writer To the windows, to the walls, hopefully there’s no mold growing in these halls! Everyone who knows me knows of my love for Harry Potter and the magic that surrounds the wizarding world. Even though it’s only September, I eagerly await the spooky season and the different spells of Halloween—I definitely need…

The Real Depressing Truth About Lake Forest College Spring Break

Posted on March 2, 2019 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By Esther Kim ‘22 Staff Writer I always imagine blue skies and sandy beaches when people talk about “Spring Break.” People post plenty of swimsuit pictures and a plethora of parties on their Instagram feed. Especially in Lake Forest, spring is a time where beautiful slush litters the ground. I always eagerly wait for the flood of blurry Snapchat videos and the slurred screeches of celebration to fill my room. The duck face is definitely…

‘MTV Spring Break’ Films Abandoned Beach for Fifth Consecutive Year

Posted on March 2, 2019 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By Natalie Briggs ‘21 Chive Editor “MTV Spring Break” first debuted as a raunchy, provocative showcase of 20-somethings participating in wet T-shirt contests and drinking games. Perhaps originally it seemed like a good idea, filming young adults acting stupid and intoxicated on a beach in otherwise boring Daytona Beach, Florida. MTV’s coverage of spring break has become equally famous as it has infamous, and perhaps it could explain the interesting concentration of sexual offenders residing…

What Will Pub Safe Write Up Next?

Posted on November 18, 2018April 25, 2019 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By Jon Call ‘20 Managing Editor After numerous write-ups were given out for vaping during the Halloween ACP, a group of concerned students conducted a meeting this week to dissect Public Safety’s current write-up strategy while also predicting what future write-ups may be like. “Nobody even predicted this tragedy would occur, especially on the biggest LFC holiday of the year,” said Conner Berrycastle ’20, a student affected by the vaping write-up. “We need to analyze…

Animals Sound Off On Climate Change

Posted on November 18, 2018 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By Isaac Winter ’20 Staff Writer The animals of America released a statement earlier this week regarding their position on climate change in response to the report released by the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change saying that governments have 10 years to make “‘unprecedented changes in all aspects of society” to save the world from climate change. In full, their statement reads: “We, the animals of America, are tired of being fetishized by the…

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