Lake Forest College
Disclaimer: All stories in The Chive are works of fiction. People involved in the stories may not have knowledge of their involvement. This section is meant to serve as a humorous break from the daily grind.
Lin Go, a student at Lake Forest College, found out that there is a library on campus that is available to students for all their study needs. “All those times my friends said they were going to the ‘lib,’ I just thought that was a cool place to hang out, like a café or something. I never thought it was lingo for library,” says Lin Go, “I wonder what else I’ve been missing.” The answer,…
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Sitting in a booth on Monday night at The Lantern wasn’t very threatening to me; the cheap green leather seats cushioned by butt and I devoured my fifty cent wings in harmonious glory. I avoided the bar area, hoping that the only thing touching my ass tonight was the booth, and the only thing touching my tits was wing sauce dripping down my chest. Damn those wings. When I felt a cold finger tap my…
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Freshly tossed salad shipped daily from Ireland and the fully equipped fruit bar are some of the many options students are complaining about this year. Autumn Scholling ’18 said that she bought the 10-meal plan this semester after she boycotted eating at the Caf, since she couldn’t make up her mind on what she wanted to eat. Scholling said the different kinds of food were too much for her to choose from. She explained, “I…
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