Chive

Disclaimer: All stories in The Chive are works of fiction. People involved in the stories may not have knowledge of their involvement. This section is meant to serve as a humorous break from the daily grind.

Johnson Construction Camera Catches Sludge Monster On Tape

Posted on by Camille Lemieux
Johnson Construction Camera Catches Sludge Monster On Tape

As Halloween approaches and a clown epidemic sweeps through the nation, it seems that there is evil afoot. Even here, at our wonderful college in Lake Forest, Illinois, we are not spared from the eeriness of October and the oddities she brings. As many are aware, the new science center construction has been broadcast via a live feed for the whole school to see. This allows us to document the great progress being made and…

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How To Not Look Like A Dweeb In The Lib

Posted on by Camille Lemieux
How To Not Look Like A Dweeb In The Lib

To many, the library is a sacred place. It is a place to grow in knowledge, appreciate wisdom, and, obviously, rage. But, it is a place with many unwritten rules. Breaking these rules could result in lethal levels of embarrassment. Thankfully, this article will help you master the etiquette of the Donnelley and Lee Library at Lake Forest College.   Quiet study areas keep hindering your vibe? They are just a mere suggestion. It is…

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Study Finds New Freshmen Orientation Strategies

Posted on by Camille Lemieux
Study Finds New Freshmen Orientation Strategies

Freshmen orientation week was met with mixed reviews as first-years participated in activities throughout the week, which included guest speakers, ice breakers, and the Forester Guides getting turnt before every event. These reviews were examined closely by the administration, who have decided to try new orientation methods for next year’s incoming freshmen. “All we want is to promote ‘ice-breaking’ games so the freshmen will feel more comfortable around each other,” said Dean of Students Rob…

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Roommate Tension Begins to Rival the Cold War

Posted on by Camille Lemieux
Roommate Tension Begins to Rival the Cold War

Tensions reached near-nuclear levels early on this year as two freshman girls have a stand-off inside their dorm room. Sara Klaus ’20 and her roommate, Maddie McMaderson ’20, are for the first time in their lives sharing a room with someone else. The clash between these two originated in a clash of ideology. Sara is clean and neat, while Maddie lives in what this reporter can only describe as a pig sty that’s been abandoned…

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Staff Writer Forgets to Write This Article

Posted on by Camille Lemieux
Staff Writer Forgets to Write This Article

Hey… How’s it going LFC? I’m super excited to be back, soaking up college life, and writing for the best newspaper around. God… isn’t the Stentor just great? We have so many different sections, tons of gifted writers—and the freedom to write about whatever we choose. Sometimes you don’t even need a topic to write about! You can just write and write until you eventually hit the word limit and call it a day! Boy,…

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