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Extreme Makeover: Athletics Addition

Posted on October 18, 2017October 18, 2017 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By FRANKIE CORRADO ’18 SPORTS EDITOR Over the summer, several changes and additions have been made to the College’s Athletic Department to improve the facilities and programs on campus. Jackie Slaats, the Director of Athletics, met with Stentor staff to share insightful information regarding these additions and how they impact Forester Athletics The Farwell Field turf was replaced, now featuring a different center Forester logo and brighter school-colored strands sewn in. “A new synthetic turf…

I Switched Places with a Freshman for a Day

Posted on October 18, 2017 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By KELLEN LIEB’20 STAFF WRITER I, with all my courage and gusto, with pen in hand and mind a flurry, have braved to turn back the clock and relive one of the most harrowing events in all of our lives…freshman year. I spent weeks preparing. Studying the lives of freshman, their mannerism and movements. Trying to understand who they were. What made them act the way they do? And why, in god’s name, did I…

Joel Osteen Claims He’s The Second Coming Of Noah And The Ark

Posted on October 18, 2017 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By ISAAC WINTER’20 STAFF WRITER Joel Osteen looked outside his office window as Hurricane Harvey flooded Houston, Texas. “The way I see it, God gave me a basketball arena and turned it into a church. Then, he took my church and turned it into an ark. Finally, he gave me a flood. I looked at my wife and said, ‘Hell, honey, I’m the Second Coming of Noah and the Ark! We got the humans covered….

The Legend Of The Cafeteria Oracle

Posted on October 18, 2017 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By MAGGIE LYNCH’18 STAFF WRITER At a table by the window, Rueben’s side not Bagel side, four girls sit in silence chewing their food when one of them announces, “I think I’m getting scurvy.” Instead of alarm or concern, the rest of the girls nod slowly. There is an understanding of the possibility of developing a type of malnutrition seen often only by pirates. There is this understanding amongst the four minds before they all…

Reflection: Freshman vs. College Senior year

Posted on October 18, 2017October 18, 2017 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By TRACY KOENN’18 STAFF COLUMNIST When I was a simple plebeian, or freshman, on campus, this strange place became one where I fumbled with how to print essays, actually bought all of my books for my classes, and thought it was a cardinal sin to sit alone in the caf at meals. I’m sure plenty of you bright-eyed freshmen can attest to these similar dilemmas. Yet now that I am a senior, I feel like…

Oh the opportunities abroad! (or Chicago)

Posted on October 18, 2017 by Publisher: Rudo Kazembe

By BENTON LUDGIN’18 STAFF WRITER If one day you are overpowered by the need to fly to China and live with monks, or build houses in Kenya, or drink yourself to death in Amsterdam, by all means go—that’s one of the beautiful things about off-campus studies and the opportunities they present. Just don’t come back in three months with a new hairdo and tell us “how since you opened your seventh chakra, you feel just…

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