The solution to all undecided Lake Forest College students is here, “Undecided” is becoming the new major offered the next academic year for all students.
Now all you undecided juniors and seniors can go back to partying and Netflix rather than worrying what your future holds and whether you’ll be able to provide for yourself once mommy and daddy cut you off. When declaring yourself an undecided major, you can choose any advisor you want, literally, you can ask a Reuben in the cafeteria to advise you, and it’ll make no difference!
You can take any class you want, the highly anticipated route is predicted to be the intro approach. This track advises you to take every available intro course; this allows you to have the basic knowledge of every field of study. What successful business wouldn’t want a college graduate who has no advanced knowledge in anything but moderate knowledge on everything?
I predict the top hiring careers for undecided majors will include:
- Fast Food Professional
- Janitor (Not even on a “Good Will Hunting'” level)
- Wizard
- Entrepreneur
- Professional Meme Generator
So remember, when stressed out on choosing a major that’ll determine your career path, keep in mind the new and improved “Undecided” route.
P.S. An alternative route in which to receive a degree as an undecided major, will be to just withdraw admission from the College as a whole. It’ll pretty much hold the exact same weight.
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