Woman Does Her Best Amidst February Cuteness

Woman Does Her Best Amidst February Cuteness

This week, Cynthia Gutenberg ’19 marked her calendar for February 15, noting the date for half-priced chocolate sales. She plans to make her rounds at various North Shore Walgreens and CVS locations. She is single and staring down the barrel of February with hope. Cynthia has taken her pain to social media in hopes to seem relatable, as well as not so alone. Recently she tweeted, “So single it hurts.” It got five hearts. She…

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Single Girl’s Guide to Valentine’s Day

Single Girl’s Guide to Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is nearly upon us–hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband, hide your heart, and, most importantly, hide your wallet. They’re coming. Last year I just barely escaped the smothering sticky sweet smell that seems to foretell the impending doom of this holiday. This year I’m fortifying my ramparts. “My manager told me that every year we’re mobbed by anxious husbands and boyfriends in crazed frenzies and on the brink of emotional meltdowns….

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Forever Alone on Valentine’s Day: Tips to Get Through the Pain

Forever Alone on Valentine’s Day: Tips to Get Through the Pain

Valentine’s Day is coming up soon, and as many of us know, it is a holiday where you will either cherish a special loved one like you should have been doing all year round or sob in the showers about your eternal loneliness. Let’s be real, if you are getting a gift on campus, you should be lucky if that “special someone” gets you a P.O.D. bought heart shaped candy box. It is not unusual…

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How Not to Be a Boring Valentine’s Day Date

How Not to Be a Boring Valentine’s Day Date

It’s that lovely time of year, and Lake Forest College has you covered in terms of where, how, and with whom to spend your Valentine’s Day. To start the day off for all you lovebirds, explore Chicago’s must-see sites with free admission using your Lake Forest College Student ID. Students are able to visit The Art Institute of Chicago and view famous artworks of different eras, or visit the Shedd Aquarium and explore the waters…

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