New Disease “Procrastination” Sweeps Campus
Attention All Students! The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has declared Lake Forest College a quarantine zone! The CDC has released the following statement in response to an increase of bedsore-related hospital visits. “We believe that there is an unidentified pathogen affecting mostly late teen and early 20-year olds who live in close proximity to each other and eat terrible food. Due to the rapid spreading of this disease, we encourage all people…
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