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Three weeks ago, security cameras were installed in the notorious party dormitory, Moore Hall. While many were expecting an outrage and protest of the installation, the result has been quite the opposite. Students are actually excited about the new surveillance cameras. “I love how there is now a recording of me adjusting my bra when I’m walking down an empty hallway,” said one enthusiastic female student. In his e-mail, Dean Pollum assured students that these…