letter

Dear Rain, You ran train today rain, you wasn’t pourin’ dat liquid like a little girl’s lemonade, stand, you wasn’t on dat once ary hour, youse was pourin’ all day from beginning to, ay- nd, use was on dat long ass shower, Y’all know what I’m talkin’ bout, Dem showers when use was a teenager and yuh moms was yelling, “Hey you’re usin’ up all dat hot wata, your sista has a date wit da hottest/richest…