lamarre

Founding Fathers From the Grave: “No, Not Like That!”

Posted on by Camille Lemieux
Founding Fathers From the Grave: “No, Not Like That!”

It has been reported that during Halloween weekend, the corpses of America’s founding fathers were lurking around campus, moaning, “We already made America great, now shut up so we can sleep!” It was a normal Halloween weekend on campus, and everyone was getting ready for a night of party hopping because obviously, one has to make several stops before hitting the Halloween ACP. The fishnets of naughty nurse costumes were sliding on, the millennials were…

Read More

New Semester Brings New Classes, New Friends, and New OpIportunities to Disappoint Parents

Posted on by Camille Lemieux
New Semester Brings New Classes, New Friends, and New OpIportunities to Disappoint Parents

It’s a brand new school year at Lake Forest College, and the smell of academia is floating through the air. Faculty are teaching, staff are working, returning students have turned their brains on once again, and first-years are discovering elaborate new ways to disappoint their parents. Sure, in high school you’ve achieved some level of parental failure like getting a C in Geometry because even though they gave you money for a tutor, you spent…

Read More