Lake Forest College
For many years, I have trusted the Illuminati to guide our nation and our world. I have fully put my faith in the all-seeing eye of the Illuminati, and on Tuesday, November 8, it let me down. What the HELL, Illuminati? Did you lose control? Is this part of your plan for the end of days? If Donald Trump is a member of the Illuminati, I will be very disappointed. How can an organization run…
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Shhhhh… Come here. Lean in closer, reader. This is a secret. What I’m about to tell you is top-secret information. DON’T tell anyone. I shouldn’t even be talking about this right now. You’ve heard of the Illuminati, right? What would you say if I told you that Aramark, the people who feed us every single day, are closely tied to that organization? A-R-A-M-A-R-K. Seven letters. I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-T-I. Ten letters. That’s almost the same amount of letters!…
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