Single Girl’s Guide to Valentine’s Day

Single Girl’s Guide to Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is nearly upon us–hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband, hide your heart, and, most importantly, hide your wallet. They’re coming. Last year I just barely escaped the smothering sticky sweet smell that seems to foretell the impending doom of this holiday. This year I’m fortifying my ramparts. “My manager told me that every year we’re mobbed by anxious husbands and boyfriends in crazed frenzies and on the brink of emotional meltdowns….

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Forever Alone on Valentine’s Day: Tips to Get Through the Pain

Forever Alone on Valentine’s Day: Tips to Get Through the Pain

Valentine’s Day is coming up soon, and as many of us know, it is a holiday where you will either cherish a special loved one like you should have been doing all year round or sob in the showers about your eternal loneliness. Let’s be real, if you are getting a gift on campus, you should be lucky if that “special someone” gets you a P.O.D. bought heart shaped candy box. It is not unusual…

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