A Letter to Rain

A Letter to Rain

Dear Rain, You ran train today rain, you wasn’t pourin’ dat liquid like a little girl’s lemonade, stand, you wasn’t on dat once ary hour, youse was pourin’ all day from beginning to, ay- nd, use was on dat long ass shower, Y’all know what I’m talkin’ bout, Dem showers when use was a teenager and yuh moms was yelling, “Hey you’re usin’ up all dat hot wata, your sista has a date wit da hottest/richest…

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Stop Netflix and Chilling and Start Watching These Shows

Stop Netflix and Chilling and Start Watching These Shows

First on the list is John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid. I cannot emphasize enough how hilarious this live stand-up comedy show is. I’ve watched it at least 10 times already. I know humor varies from person to person, but Mulaney does a great job connecting to all generations with his views on marriage, children, job temping, and Bill Clinton. Next up is Sense8. Created by Wachowski, this brilliant Netflix original series follows eight strangers from…

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Student Disappears Under Pile of Discarded Scarves and Hats in Overly Warm Classroom

Student Disappears Under Pile of Discarded Scarves and Hats in Overly Warm Classroom

After a grueling hour and a half search, the College has finally located a missing student—a student whose disappearance had perplexed the entire campus. Having seemingly vanished, the student went missing from class without a trace. Lake Forest staff and students thought he was gone forever and were at a total loss regarding where he could have gone. But, sometimes, miracles happen. At Lake Forest, the impossible can always become possible. The boy was found buried…

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