Empathy for Professors’ Complaints About Grading Papers at an All-Time Low

Empathy for Professors’ Complaints About Grading Papers at an All-Time Low

The semester is winding down, folks. That means a whole lot of cramming, a whole lot of coffee, and a whole lot of sleepless nights procrastinating on YouTube. It also means a whole lot of papers; papers that we’ve known about since the beginning of the year, but we haven’t had the willpower to address—like a leaky faucet or that dead goldfish floating belly up in the bowl sitting in the corner of your dorm….

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The Candidates: Pros and Cons

The Candidates: Pros and Cons

Election day is upon us! Before you race on over to the polls to conduct the most heart-wrenching and futile vote of your life, it’s important that you weigh the pros and cons of each candidate. Lucky for you, I’m here to share all the juicy factoids that could help you change your support from the worst candidate to the slightly less terrible one! Let’s go!   Donald Trump Pro: His tiny hands make it…

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