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Dean Pollom to Grant Every Student One Wish

Posted on February 10, 2015December 18, 2015 by Camille Lemieux

Author: Camille Lemieux ’17 Managing Editor Dean Pollom has decided to grant all Lake Forest College students one wish each, starting February 10th, 2015. “I want every student to be happy and comfortable during their time here. I decided to implement this new program to give every student a voice on campus.” This plan is part one of a three-stage initiative to promote equality and happiness for all students. Rumors hint that stages two and…

Average Student Realizes Lake Forest College Has a Library

Posted on February 10, 2015December 18, 2015 by Jack Loessberg

Lin Go, a student at Lake Forest College, found out that there is a library on campus that is available to students for all their study needs. “All those times my friends said they were going to the ‘lib,’ I just thought that was a cool place to hang out, like a café or something. I never thought it was lingo for library,” says Lin Go, “I wonder what else I’ve been missing.” The answer,…

My Night at the Lantern: Seeking a Sugar Daddy

Posted on February 10, 2015December 18, 2015 by Jack Loessberg

Sitting in a booth on Monday night at The Lantern wasn’t very threatening to me; the cheap green leather seats cushioned by butt and I devoured my fifty cent wings in harmonious glory. I avoided the bar area, hoping that the only thing touching my ass tonight was the booth, and the only thing touching my tits was wing sauce dripping down my chest. Damn those wings. When I felt a cold finger tap my…

Students Refuse to Eat in the Caf Due to “Too Much Variety”

Posted on February 10, 2015December 18, 2015 by Jack Loessberg

Freshly tossed salad shipped daily from Ireland and the fully equipped fruit bar are some of the many options students are complaining about this year. Autumn Scholling ’18 said that she bought the 10-meal plan this semester after she boycotted eating at the Caf, since she couldn’t make up her mind on what she wanted to eat. Scholling said the different kinds of food were too much for her to choose from. She explained, “I…

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