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Lake Forest’s Larry the Farmer
Larry is a senior at Lake Forest College and majors in agriculture. He’s been saving up for some land to farm in Wisconsin when he graduates. Last weekend, Larry was at a party and saw this super cool chick named Samantha. Larry is a straight guy who knows what he likes. He’s gotten the same Ruben omelet ever since he was a freshman. However, he hasn’t had much luck with ladies during his four years and…
Read MoreLooking for Love in All the Right Places
As a single twenty- something on a college campus, the struggle to find something serious with a guy is all too #real. Where have all the good men gone? This is what I set out to answer when all of this began, but I soon realized that I was asking the wrong question. It’s not so much where they have gone, but where they can be found. Step one: find the men. Step two: initiate contact. Step…
Read MoreLocal Smoker Astonished to Find that Death is Coming
LAKE FOREST, IL-Upon being chastised about smoking outside the Student Center by a nameless pedestrian, Lake Forest College student Jyothis James ’16 came to the earth-shattering realization that cigarettes, in fact, are detrimental to one’s health. “When I started smoking, I thought it was just another stimulant to add to my daily regimen. If I’m chugging down 2000% of my DV of Vitamin B6, I might as well throw some nicotine into the mix, you know?”…
Read MoreHomecoming: Was That My Puke?
For those of you who already can’t remember, October 9, 2015 was Lake Forest College’s Homecoming weekend where, celebrating our Forester pride, students welcomed alums, hoped for victory against Knox, and of course…had a fun, safe, and clean good time. The weekend started out on a seemingly normal note with activities such as playing the animated film “Inside Out” on the quad, fireworks over Young Hall, bonfires, and live music accompanied by complimentary snacks. As…
Read MoreHarvey Cain and Forest Gump Have a Nice Lil’ Conversation
If you are affiliated with Lake Forest College in any way and haven’t heard of Harvey Cain (aka the old dude who rode his bike 3,000 miles from Sacramento, California to Lake Forest College to raise hella money for student scholarships), then you should slap yo’self in the face with a Ruben sandwich. Nah, don’t do that. Ruben’s sandwiches are too beautiful to hit yo ugly face (to those it may concern: Like, I’ve never seen…
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