Lake Forest College
Tensions reached near-nuclear levels early on this year as two freshman girls have a stand-off inside their dorm room. Sara Klaus ’20 and her roommate, Maddie McMaderson ’20, are for the first time in their lives sharing a room with someone else. The clash between these two originated in a clash of ideology. Sara is clean and neat, while Maddie lives in what this reporter can only describe as a pig sty that’s been abandoned…
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Hey… How’s it going LFC? I’m super excited to be back, soaking up college life, and writing for the best newspaper around. God… isn’t the Stentor just great? We have so many different sections, tons of gifted writers—and the freedom to write about whatever we choose. Sometimes you don’t even need a topic to write about! You can just write and write until you eventually hit the word limit and call it a day! Boy,…
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It’s a brand new school year at Lake Forest College, and the smell of academia is floating through the air. Faculty are teaching, staff are working, returning students have turned their brains on once again, and first-years are discovering elaborate new ways to disappoint their parents. Sure, in high school you’ve achieved some level of parental failure like getting a C in Geometry because even though they gave you money for a tutor, you spent…
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First on the list is John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid. I cannot emphasize enough how hilarious this live stand-up comedy show is. I’ve watched it at least 10 times already. I know humor varies from person to person, but Mulaney does a great job connecting to all generations with his views on marriage, children, job temping, and Bill Clinton. Next up is Sense8. Created by Wachowski, this brilliant Netflix original series follows eight strangers from…
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After a grueling hour and a half search, the College has finally located a missing student—a student whose disappearance had perplexed the entire campus. Having seemingly vanished, the student went missing from class without a trace. Lake Forest staff and students thought he was gone forever and were at a total loss regarding where he could have gone. But, sometimes, miracles happen. At Lake Forest, the impossible can always become possible. The boy was found buried…
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Lake Forest College is pleased to announce its newest study abroad program: Hell! Are you sick of the brutal Illinois winters? Do you want to meet new people of all ages, races, and backgrounds? Do you want to experience a totally new place and culture? Look no further than Hell! That’s right, where the Devil lives. The one with all the fire. Where evil people go to when they die. You don’t have to wait that…
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