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Appropriation of Ghost Culture Continues This Halloween

Posted on October 19, 2016January 2, 2017 by Camille Lemieux

It’s 2016, and America is the most progressive society that will ever exist. We have already solved many of the world’s problems, but there is one recurring issue that rears its head every October. I’m talking about the cultural appropriation of ghosts. Every year we dress up as ghosts and adorn our houses with their images, without thinking once about the struggle ghosts go through. Ghosts have a rich culture stretching all the way back…

Aramark at Center of a Massive Web of Conspiracies

Posted on October 19, 2016January 2, 2017 by Camille Lemieux

Shhhhh… Come here. Lean in closer, reader. This is a secret. What I’m about to tell you is top-secret information. DON’T tell anyone. I shouldn’t even be talking about this right now. You’ve heard of the Illuminati, right? What would you say if I told you that Aramark, the people who feed us every single day, are closely tied to that organization? A-R-A-M-A-R-K. Seven letters. I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-T-I. Ten letters. That’s almost the same amount of letters!…

Johnson Construction Camera Catches Sludge Monster On Tape

Posted on October 19, 2016January 2, 2017 by Camille Lemieux

As Halloween approaches and a clown epidemic sweeps through the nation, it seems that there is evil afoot. Even here, at our wonderful college in Lake Forest, Illinois, we are not spared from the eeriness of October and the oddities she brings. As many are aware, the new science center construction has been broadcast via a live feed for the whole school to see. This allows us to document the great progress being made and…

Ballskis

Posted on September 27, 2016November 29, 2016 by Camille Lemieux

How To Not Look Like A Dweeb In The Lib

Posted on September 27, 2016November 29, 2016 by Camille Lemieux

To many, the library is a sacred place. It is a place to grow in knowledge, appreciate wisdom, and, obviously, rage. But, it is a place with many unwritten rules. Breaking these rules could result in lethal levels of embarrassment. Thankfully, this article will help you master the etiquette of the Donnelley and Lee Library at Lake Forest College. Quiet study areas keep hindering your vibe? They are just a mere suggestion. It is…

Study Finds New Freshmen Orientation Strategies

Posted on September 27, 2016November 29, 2016 by Camille Lemieux

Freshmen orientation week was met with mixed reviews as first-years participated in activities throughout the week, which included guest speakers, ice breakers, and the Forester Guides getting turnt before every event. These reviews were examined closely by the administration, who have decided to try new orientation methods for next year’s incoming freshmen. “All we want is to promote ‘ice-breaking’ games so the freshmen will feel more comfortable around each other,” said Dean of Students Rob…

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