Disclaimer: All stories in The Chive are works of fiction. People involved in the stories may not have knowledge of their involvement. This section is meant to serve as a humorous break from the daily grind.
As the votes pour in and the final polls get counted, they show a sharp…
Fake eyes, a hairy dolphin costume, and a bag of candies and condoms—these make up…
The following is a transcript of an interview with the raccoons of Lake Forest conducted…
It’s 2016, and America is the most progressive society that will ever exist. We have…
Dear Fall, Get over yourself. No one asked for you to arrive with your sweater…
Shhhhh… Come here. Lean in closer, reader. This is a secret. What I’m about to…