Disclaimer: All stories in The Chive are works of fiction. People involved in the stories may not have knowledge of their involvement. This section is meant to serve as a humorous break from the daily grind.
This November, students across the country are returning to their childhood homes to celebrate Thanksgiving…
It has been reported that during Halloween weekend, the corpses of America’s founding fathers were…
Election day is upon us! Before you race on over to the polls to conduct…
Matt is a regular guy. He has a job. He loves his dog. He says…
’Tis that joyous time of year when you learn via Facebook that your cousin’s ex-boyfriend…
“That guy,” whose name everyone on campus made efforts to forget, expressed himself politically to…