Disclaimer: All stories in The Chive are works of fiction. People involved in the stories may not have knowledge of their involvement. This section is meant to serve as a humorous break from the daily grind.
Crisis at Lake Forest College: students across campus are realizing that they’ve exhausted their Flex…
With a cigarette in her trembling hand, Daphne Jones ’17 sat on a hard, plastic…
It was a bleak and barren Sunday afternoon as I was walking to the caf…
The construction on the new science center has advanced quickly, but now the addition has…
This week, Cynthia Gutenberg ’19 marked her calendar for February 15, noting the date for…
January 20, 2017 – a beautiful day for Americans everywhere! The talented and hardworking pop…