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Trumplestiltskin and Musty confirm love affair

Posted on April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 by Katelyn O'Callaghan

38 Spellings ‘25 Staff ChefItssatireipromise;)@oceanjungle.edu SATIRE—On Tuesday, April 1, President Orange Trumplestiltskin announced his torrid love affair with tech billionaire Eww Musty. After the New Tork Yimes revealed footage of Musty passionately sucking Trumplestiltskin’s toes, the White House held a press release conference that confirmed the relationship between the two. “I took the ‘T’ out of LGB to make it stand for something new…and that something is me, Trumplestiltskin,” said Trumplestiltskin in the press release. Musty…

Lois, Gregory, McClure, and Roberts Voted Best Dorms on Campus

Posted on April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 by Katelyn O'Callaghan

38 Spellings ‘25 Staff Chefitssatireipromise;)@oceanjungle.edu In a recent survey conducted by Residential Life to assess student satisfaction with dorm living, Lois, Gregory, Roberts, and McClure tied as the top dorms on campus. Freshman Loe Lover, who lived in Lois this academic year, voted it the best dorm due to its lack of air conditioning and airflow throughout the building. “It’s so nice when you walk in during the summer and feel like you stepped into an…

Squirrels take over LFC campus

Posted on April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 by Gaby Planta-Yap

Gabaghool von Plant Yapper ’28 plantayapg@lakeforest.eduFeatures Editor SATIRE—The beginning of the school year started easy enough. Trees were turning over new leaves. Students were settling into their new homes. Squirrels were stealing trash. But, trash would not be the only thing squirrels were stealing. What started as squirrels just plopping themselves around campus or occasionally staring directly into students’ eyes, has turned much more…organized. Starting in mid-September, the janitors of Lillard started to notice strange…

The Winter Gala: a true night to remember

Posted on April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 by Stentor Staff Writer

Rifah Raida ‘28raidar@lakeforest.eduA&E Editor SATIRE—The email announcing Winter Gala 2025 came just in time for everyone to be caught completely off guard and sent into collective panic about securing the dress for the night. Sent on the 3rd of February, students had just under a month to prepare. Even better, tickets were priced at $25 with the promise of a refund only upon attendance of the event— an innovative and entrepreneurial way to profit off…

Religion Professor Holds Office Hours Under Bodhi Tree

Posted on April 22, 2022April 21, 2022 by Paityn Tabor

By Sergio Bardesi-Texocotitla ’22 A&E and Chive Editor bardesitexoc@lakeforest.edu Professor Booda, a new adjunct professor at Lake Forest College, finds herself holding office hours outside of Buchanan twice a week. Rain or shine, hail or mist, below zero or above 100, she sits underneath a Bodhi tree teaching her students. A third-year student named Hehsu Kreestoe sent a tip to the Stentor newsroom: “I’ve learned so much from Professor Booda. But the hardest hour we…

Anti-War Activist Covers Up Ancient History

Posted on March 25, 2022March 24, 2022 by Paityn Tabor

Sergio Bardesi-Texocotitla A&E and Chive Editor bardesitexoc@lfc.edu a “I tried to pin up my Ukrainian poster in the library, but ugh!” Uke Rainey ’23 said. “There were so many ancient posters crowding the board!” Rainey, known for pleading with Russian President Vladimir Putin (@vladdydaddy) on Instagram, currently struggles with their attempts to protest the invasion of Ukraine. They said that they, “tried schmoozing, pleading, reporting, blocking, cyber-stalking and memeing… only failure!” Rainey decided to create an…

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