Disclaimer: All stories in The Chive are works of fiction. People involved in the stories may not have knowledge of their involvement. This section is meant to serve as a humorous break from the daily grind.
Lake Forest College is pleased to announce its newest study abroad program: Hell! Are you sick of the brutal Illinois winters? Do you want to meet new people of all ages, races, and backgrounds? Do you want to experience a totally new place and culture? Look no further than Hell! That’s right, where the Devil lives. The one with all the fire. Where evil people go to when they die. You don’t have to wait that…
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Larry is a senior at Lake Forest College and majors in agriculture. He’s been saving up for some land to farm in Wisconsin when he graduates. Last weekend, Larry was at a party and saw this super cool chick named Samantha. Larry is a straight guy who knows what he likes. He’s gotten the same Ruben omelet ever since he was a freshman. However, he hasn’t had much luck with ladies during his four years and…
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As a single twenty- something on a college campus, the struggle to find something serious with a guy is all too #real. Where have all the good men gone? This is what I set out to answer when all of this began, but I soon realized that I was asking the wrong question. It’s not so much where they have gone, but where they can be found. Step one: find the men. Step two: initiate contact. Step…
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LAKE FOREST, IL-Upon being chastised about smoking outside the Student Center by a nameless pedestrian, Lake Forest College student Jyothis James ’16 came to the earth-shattering realization that cigarettes, in fact, are detrimental to one’s health. “When I started smoking, I thought it was just another stimulant to add to my daily regimen. If I’m chugging down 2000% of my DV of Vitamin B6, I might as well throw some nicotine into the mix, you know?”…
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For those of you who already can’t remember, October 9, 2015 was Lake Forest College’s Homecoming weekend where, celebrating our Forester pride, students welcomed alums, hoped for victory against Knox, and of course…had a fun, safe, and clean good time. The weekend started out on a seemingly normal note with activities such as playing the animated film “Inside Out” on the quad, fireworks over Young Hall, bonfires, and live music accompanied by complimentary snacks. As…
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