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“Local Student Eats Chunk of Drywall instead of Caf Chicken”
’m willing to bet that no college in the country is able to serve five-star cuisine to its students or even four-star cuisine, for that matter. Around the nation, the same old jokes float around like the aroma of soggy french fries under a heat lamp. “Watch out for the freshmen 15.” “Enjoy the good meals at home while you can.” The list goes on and on. Most people just grin and bear it, chowing…
Read More10 Excuses You Told To Blow Off That Annoying Friend
1) Mom said, “No.” You can never be too old to use this classic excuse. As a child, this was the best way to get out of plans. Who’s to say it has to stop now that you are in college? 2) My pet died. Everyone has a heart for animals, and you do not have to use the classic “dog” excuse to get it to work. It can be your cat, llama, platypus,…
Read MoreTrump, the Art Behind the Man Exhibit
On April 20, the Lake Forest College Art Department will be housing a Donald Trump art exhibit entitled: Trump, the Art Behind the Man. Trump is a billionaire who rose to prominence as a real estate mogul and television personality, and he is now most well-known for his status as a potential Republican presidential nominee. What many don’t know about him is his dalliance with the modern art movement. In his early schooling, Trump developed a…
Read MoreBoomer the Bear … FIRED!
In a shocking turn of events, Lake Forest College’s long-time mascot, Boomer the Bear, has been fired! After 21 years of service to the College and after representing the school in a variety of ways, Boomer was fired … and his replacement is Sammy the Squirrel. Public Safety issued a press release to the student population explaining that it was worried that Boomer posed a possible threat to students because of an apparent case of…
Read MoreFreshman Finds Her True Self Through Total Conformity to Sorority
Sally Donaldson ’19 is a first-year student who has finally “found herself” in college after having joined Kappa Upsilon Lamda Tau (or KULT for short). Sally spent her first semester at Lake Forest College aimless, unsure what her true purpose was. Her only friends were people with similar interests, hobbies, and values, but she never felt a true connection with any of them because there was no hierarchal structure telling them to love each…
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