Lake Forest College
The Caf has plenty of tables to sit at, but a few of the tables seem to be designated for members of certain sports teams. Students have observed that the Caf has a table for football players, a table for the men’s soccer team, a table for the swim team, as well as a few more team-designated tables. “I remember the time that I accidentally sat at the cross country table the first semester of…
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Dear Foresters, This spring semester, the Stentor has changed from a dying newspaper to one that many of you now read regularly. The Stentor staff and I were able to turn this newspaper around because we believed in its potential. We believed that you deserve a newspaper that serves as your voice, and we set out to make that happen. Here at the Stentor, we welcome innovative ideas, support your creativity, and not only try, but…
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A morning class is a commitment for many students. It requires preparing your assignments the day before, a consistent bedtime, and avoiding caffeine a few hours before sleep. The practicality of this method, however, is paradoxical, because a college student, by nature, is attracted to a continuous state of procrastination, and the bragging rights he or she gains from pulling serial “all-nighters.” Thankfully, the night owls of the Calvin Durand Hall, colloquially called the “Wood…
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On one late, thirsty Thursday night, two female Lake Forest College students fought over the last avocado in the POD, while other students watched in horror. Whether the fight broke out as a result of alcohol consumption on “Thirsty Thursday” or if it was just a coincidence that this sloppy conflict occurred might never be known. Due to a request for privacy (as if this were Yik Yak) and the deliberation of Conduct Board on…
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Three weeks ago, security cameras were installed in the notorious party dormitory, Moore Hall. While many were expecting an outrage and protest of the installation, the result has been quite the opposite. Students are actually excited about the new surveillance cameras. “I love how there is now a recording of me adjusting my bra when I’m walking down an empty hallway,” said one enthusiastic female student. In his e-mail, Dean Pollum assured students that these…
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Upon entering the library, you are taken to the hotspot of Lake Forest College, like the mall where all the cool kids hang out. To your left is the Cyber Café, which offers hot drinks and caffeine to help you stay awake, with your checked-out books splayed before you, trying to keep up with the conversation about how much studying you have yet to get done. Walk a little further, and you’ll find the 24-…
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