It’s All for the Shirt

It’s All for the Shirt

Intramural sports on campus occur throughout the school year. Some people consider intramurals some of the best “seasons” on campus. They allow for everyone to participate and compete against other students and athletes even if the athletes do not play on the varsity teams. “I like coordinating the Forester Intramural program because it offers an opportunity for all students on campus to participate in sports,” Director of Athletic Programming/ Intramurals Coordinator, Blake Theisen said. “Most of…

Read More

Single Girl’s Guide to Valentine’s Day

Single Girl’s Guide to Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is nearly upon us–hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband, hide your heart, and, most importantly, hide your wallet. They’re coming. Last year I just barely escaped the smothering sticky sweet smell that seems to foretell the impending doom of this holiday. This year I’m fortifying my ramparts. “My manager told me that every year we’re mobbed by anxious husbands and boyfriends in crazed frenzies and on the brink of emotional meltdowns….

Read More

A Letter to Rain

A Letter to Rain

Dear Rain, You ran train today rain, you wasn’t pourin’ dat liquid like a little girl’s lemonade, stand, you wasn’t on dat once ary hour, youse was pourin’ all day from beginning to, ay- nd, use was on dat long ass shower, Y’all know what I’m talkin’ bout, Dem showers when use was a teenager and yuh moms was yelling, “Hey you’re usin’ up all dat hot wata, your sista has a date wit da hottest/richest…

Read More

Movie Reviews

Movie Reviews

In a year filled with diverse films that tackled issues otherwise shunned, let’s look at some of the newest films to hit the Box Office. CAROL: This movie is an adaptation of the book The Price of Salt by Patricia Highsmith. A younger clerk in 1950s Manhattan meets an older woman. The older woman, Carol, finds the strength to leave her husband, but her husband realizes that some of Carol’s friendships are more intimate than…

Read More

Stop Netflix and Chilling and Start Watching These Shows

Stop Netflix and Chilling and Start Watching These Shows

First on the list is John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid. I cannot emphasize enough how hilarious this live stand-up comedy show is. I’ve watched it at least 10 times already. I know humor varies from person to person, but Mulaney does a great job connecting to all generations with his views on marriage, children, job temping, and Bill Clinton. Next up is Sense8. Created by Wachowski, this brilliant Netflix original series follows eight strangers from…

Read More

Student Disappears Under Pile of Discarded Scarves and Hats in Overly Warm Classroom

Student Disappears Under Pile of Discarded Scarves and Hats in Overly Warm Classroom

After a grueling hour and a half search, the College has finally located a missing student—a student whose disappearance had perplexed the entire campus. Having seemingly vanished, the student went missing from class without a trace. Lake Forest staff and students thought he was gone forever and were at a total loss regarding where he could have gone. But, sometimes, miracles happen. At Lake Forest, the impossible can always become possible. The boy was found buried…

Read More
1 14 15 16 17 18 31