Lake Forest College
To many, the library is a sacred place. It is a place to grow in knowledge, appreciate wisdom, and, obviously, rage. But, it is a place with many unwritten rules. Breaking these rules could result in lethal levels of embarrassment. Thankfully, this article will help you master the etiquette of the Donnelley and Lee Library at Lake Forest College. Quiet study areas keep hindering your vibe? They are just a mere suggestion. It is…
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Freshmen orientation week was met with mixed reviews as first-years participated in activities throughout the week, which included guest speakers, ice breakers, and the Forester Guides getting turnt before every event. These reviews were examined closely by the administration, who have decided to try new orientation methods for next year’s incoming freshmen. “All we want is to promote ‘ice-breaking’ games so the freshmen will feel more comfortable around each other,” said Dean of Students Rob…
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Tensions reached near-nuclear levels early on this year as two freshman girls have a stand-off inside their dorm room. Sara Klaus ’20 and her roommate, Maddie McMaderson ’20, are for the first time in their lives sharing a room with someone else. The clash between these two originated in a clash of ideology. Sara is clean and neat, while Maddie lives in what this reporter can only describe as a pig sty that’s been abandoned…
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Hey… How’s it going LFC? I’m super excited to be back, soaking up college life, and writing for the best newspaper around. God… isn’t the Stentor just great? We have so many different sections, tons of gifted writers—and the freedom to write about whatever we choose. Sometimes you don’t even need a topic to write about! You can just write and write until you eventually hit the word limit and call it a day! Boy,…
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Recently, a team of toilet paper scientists took up residency in the Lake Forest College bathrooms. Known for doing their work with great care, they were called the Anal Analysts. And they brought with them their white lab coats, pipettes, fancy pens, and plenty of yellow-colored water. Their goal? To find out what Lake Forest’s signature half-ply toilet paper actually can do. They began in the depths of Harlan Hall. Their first subject? The second-floor co-ed…
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It’s a brand new school year at Lake Forest College, and the smell of academia is floating through the air. Faculty are teaching, staff are working, returning students have turned their brains on once again, and first-years are discovering elaborate new ways to disappoint their parents. Sure, in high school you’ve achieved some level of parental failure like getting a C in Geometry because even though they gave you money for a tutor, you spent…
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