Shhhhh… Come here. Lean in closer, reader. This is a secret. What I’m about to tell you is top-secret information. DON’T tell anyone. I shouldn’t even be talking about this right now.
You’ve heard of the Illuminati, right? What would you say if I told you that Aramark, the people who feed us every single day, are closely tied to that organization? A-R-A-M-A-R-K. Seven letters. I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-T-I. Ten letters. That’s almost the same amount of letters! The difference is three. What has three sides? A triangle! The international symbol for the Illuminati.
It gets worse.
I am sure many of you are familiar with the conspiracy surrounding the assassination of our 35th President, John Fitzgerald Kennedy. For those of you (SHEEPLE) who may not know, there is a widespread belief (fact) that JFK was killed by the CIA after the botched Bay of Pigs operation and that Lee Harvey Oswald was made to take the fall for it. It is a closely guarded secret that Aramark provided the “food” for that parade and likely gave cover to some of those CIA assailants.
Aramark is, in fact, the lynchpin in every government cover-up in the last 100 years. “But, Rebecca,” you say to your newspaper, “Aramark has only been around for 57 years!” That’s what they want you to think. That’s exactly what they want you to think.
Aramark began as a covert operations wing of the CIA, specializing in overthrowing governments and assassinating world leaders. There was a time when just the word “Aramark” was enough to strike fear into a person’s heart. Some say that is still true today. Aramark recruited only the most dangerous spies in the world, many defecting from enemies of the United States to fight for “democracy” and “freedom” and “white people.”
However, by 1963, Aramark was growing too large. It was a secret waiting to burst. Everything the CIA had built was threatening to come crashing down around them. The world was on the brink of nuclear war, and Aramark was to blame. Not to mention that President Kennedy was days away from stumbling upon the greatest secret of the U.S. government—the thousands of deaths caused by Aramark. What could be done? Aramark had to be destroyed.
Then came that fateful day: November 22, 1963. President Kennedy was assassinated by an Aramark operative, and Lee Harvey Oswald was forced to take the fall for a crime he did not commit. Aramark was transformed into a “food service” corporation, with a false founding date of 1959. 1959. Kennedy was assassinated in 1963. 1963 – 1959 = 4. Four is only one more than three, which is how many sides a triangle has. THE INTERNATIONAL SYMBOL OF THE ILLUMINATI.
Enjoy your Illuminati food, sheeple. I’ll be feasting on KNOWLEDGE.
