If looks could kill, I wouldn’t have made it through this interview alive. Getting the chance to sit down and talk with the one and only Trey Gregory ’18 is any girl’s dream come true. So, sit back and enjoy a conversation with one of Lake Forest College’s most sought after bachelors.

Blair: So, Trey, tell us a little bit about yourself.

Trey: I was born in a log cabin I built myself, back in 1995. Times were simpler back then, Ma and Pa loved each other very much. I was the oldest of 14 children, me and 13 other girls.

Blair: So would you say you really know how women work, then?

Trey: I really know how women work, absolutely, from their head to their toes.

Blair: What is your ideal first date?

Trey: Pick her up, take her out for a nice seafood dinner, never call her again (laughs). It would really be picking my girl up, taking her out for a nice picnic at the park, maybe flying a kite if it’s nice and windy. Hopefully, if there is a nice lake nearby, take her out on a rowboat and row while I serenade her, because I can multitask very well. I would get to know her, learn about everything she likes. And kiss her goodnight and go home.

Featured LFC bachelor of: Trey Gregory ’18.

Featured LFC bachelor of: Trey Gregory ’18.

Blair: What does being a gentleman mean to you?

Trey: Being a gentleman to me would be honoring your woman, not being disrespectful to her, opening the door for her, always telling her how beautiful she looks, always being there for her when she is down. Also, dressing nice: to be a gentleman, you can’t dress like a slob.

Blair: Best pickup line?

Trey: You know what this shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material.

Blair: Do you have any special talents?

Trey: My number one talent that all my girlfriends have told me is that I’m an extremely adept lover. For some reason, I just know what I’m doing. I’m also a very good listener: I can listen to a girl for hours.

Blair: Kittens or puppies?

Trey: Are you kidding me? This is a no-brainer. Definitely puppies, puppies are adorable. They love cuddling with you, and I’m not trying to knock on kittens, but kittens are kind of sassy. Actually, sometimes on occasion I will rent a puppy and walk around town with it, and all the cute girls will be like “Oh my gosh, what a cute puppy, can I pet it!?” That is how I meet a lot of ladies.


So ladies, I suggest you all scramble to get a date with such a charming bachelor. And, if you aren’t convinced, I will tell you this: he can do a wonderful impression of Chewbacca from Star Wars.
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